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Tengu
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PostSubject: Look, I dont really want to be here....   Look, I dont really want to be here.... I_icon_minitimeThu May 02 2013, 22:01

<Tengu is dragged in, cursing, kicking and screaming by two disgusted Incubi, she is dropped on the floor, but soon is up, lashing out at all.>

Pansy scum, eh? I hate elves. Read too much myth to ever trust the perving, poisoning, conniving scum. And now I have ended up here in Disgusting Pointy Eared Scoundrels Dystopia...

<She kicks the nearest Incubi in the crotch to no real effect.>

I was here long before anyone had ever heard of this dump. I was here `before` the Fall, gotcha! First Ed too!

<The Incubi are not impressed; they have heard this all before.>

I have the most goshawfully big Ork army you have ever seen, and some Chaos (Don't look at me like that...No Slannesh.) And my latest army is Demonhunters.

<The Incubi are putting on their `We get all sorts here` look>

Don't expect me to collect ELDAR...You will have me painting Tau next.

<Looks smug at GWs total failure to impress a long time Anime fan. Tengu sits down, pleased>

Actualy Im here looking for my Muse...You know that person who writes fic? Have you seen her? I was told she was here with some tattooed guy.

(Yes, I know your all nodding your heads and saying `with a name like Tengu she must be `something` to do with Elves`...)

Heavens knows what my Muse is up to...She cannot be here of her own free will, can she? Or can she??
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PostSubject: Re: Look, I dont really want to be here....   Look, I dont really want to be here.... I_icon_minitimeFri May 03 2013, 12:44

Welcome! Sorry about the incubi, they rarely talk here Smile

"Name like Tengu she must be something to do with Elves"?
I would more like think you as a japanese bird. Why, I have no idea. Wink
There are lots of persons who could be your Muse, just check the stories and art section of the forum.
I highly recommend reading "Trueborn" series by Thor.
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PostSubject: Re: Look, I dont really want to be here....   Look, I dont really want to be here.... I_icon_minitimeFri May 03 2013, 14:41

That'd be EVIL elves thank you very much. No tree-hugging in the Dark City.

Like Evil Elvis with smaller sideburns but still with the black leather fetish. And pointy things.

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PostSubject: Re: Look, I dont really want to be here....   Look, I dont really want to be here.... I_icon_minitimeFri May 03 2013, 17:10

<Checks profile> Well, it seems Im a Slave, Im gutted, really.

All Elves are evil. Or at the very least completely untrustworthy.

Tengu are sort of the Japanese equivalent. (Not all look like birds, actualy, and they certainly do not lay eggs. That myth came about when Dutch traders brought Emus eggs to Japan...It was quite obvious no normal bird could lay an egg that big. So several shrines have so called Tengus eggs.)

My Muse has posted a fic, `Two arguments` Shes not letting the grass grow under her feet.
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