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The Eye of Error Dark Architect

Posts : 552 Join date : 2011-05-25 Location : Aelindrach
 | Subject: Dark Eldar Jokes Fri May 31 2013, 09:02 | |
| We need Dark Eldar Jokes, please add your best.
Here's some to start the thread.
The Eldar complained to his haemonculus, "I've been to three other haemonculi and none of them agreed with your diagnosis." The haemonculus calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then they'll see that I was right."
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A Dark Eldar wakes up in a lab bed after a terrible accident and cries to the Haemonculus - "I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Haemonculus... "I've cut off both of your arms."
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What did the one Hexatrix say to the other Hexatrix after a fight?
"You don't always have to be such a soulless Wych"
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What does a Mandrake get when he comes home late for dinner?
The cold shoulder...
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Two mandrakes are eating this guy, one starts at the feet and the other starts at the face. The first Mandrake asks his buddy "How are you doing?"
The 2nd mandrake says "I'm having a ball!"
So the first one says, "Damn, you eat fast...."
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|  | | Skyboard surfer Kabalite Warrior

Posts : 154 Join date : 2013-02-21 Location : Enfield Webway
 | Subject: Re: Dark Eldar Jokes Fri May 31 2013, 09:57 | |
| Two mandrakes eating a Death Jester, one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?" _________________ When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
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|  | | Mushkilla Arena Champion

Posts : 4015 Join date : 2012-07-16 Location : Toroid Arena
 | Subject: Re: Dark Eldar Jokes Fri May 31 2013, 17:01 | |
| What do you call a male Blood Bride?
A Gore Groom |
|  | | Mngwa Wych

Posts : 955 Join date : 2013-01-26 Location : Stadi
 | Subject: Re: Dark Eldar Jokes Fri May 31 2013, 22:11 | |
| I had actually been already thinking of starting a thread like this after seeing the other joke thread ^^ Better to add my jokes here then:
What does a Syren eat for breakfast? A healthy sandwych, of course.
A wrack walks into a bar. A big grotesque by the corner greets him: "Hey buddy, long time no see!" The wrack answers: "Man, you have gotten fat!"
A harlequin is dancing around a chasm, leading into Aelindrach. She sings while moving: "15, 15, 15!" A kabalite warrior appears, and looks at the harlequin, confused. "Hey, what are you doing?" "I am keeping the mandrakes away. You see, 15 is their unlucky number!" "Really? Can I try?" "Sure, but quickly, take my place and start dancing!" The warrior starts dancing around the chasm and sings: "15, 15, 15!" Suddenly the harlequin pushes the kabalite into the chasm, and after his screams die out, she starts dancing again, singing: "16, 16, 16!"
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|  | | Sky Serpent Adrenalight Junkie

Posts : 2420 Join date : 2011-02-26 Location : Dais Of Administration
 | Subject: Re: Dark Eldar Jokes Sat Jun 01 2013, 07:57 | |
| A Farseer walks into a bar, should have seen it coming. _________________ |
|  | | Skyboard surfer Kabalite Warrior

Posts : 154 Join date : 2013-02-21 Location : Enfield Webway
 | Subject: Re: Dark Eldar Jokes Sat Jun 01 2013, 08:09 | |
| Two haemonculi working in the lab, one says to the other "lend us a hand here" The other replies " what about the two I gave you last week?" _________________ When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
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|  | | Tengu Wych

Posts : 532 Join date : 2013-05-03 Location : The Quantum Realm
 | Subject: Re: Dark Eldar Jokes Sat Jun 01 2013, 19:10 | |
| How many Mandrakes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three
One to change the lightbulb, the other to behead the first idiot, the third to smash the new lightbulb. |
|  | | Darkgreen Pirate Sybarite

Posts : 302 Join date : 2012-01-07 Location : The Great White North
 | Subject: Re: Dark Eldar Jokes Tue Jun 04 2013, 19:41 | |
| How do you keep a mon-keigh in suspense? _________________ “If an injury is to be done to an enemy, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared” - Archon Niccolò Machiavelli
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