No, based purely on Zelatar's description, I'd be rather unlikely to buy one of these either.
I am perhaps more likely to play on the floor than I would be to buy one of these tables.
- A funny anecdote:
This world exists because of the things we have done, forever branching to the decisions we make and twisting to what we do not.
”Woe to our enemies. We'll tear them apart regardless.” ~Barrywise